04.12.02 - 3:22 p.m.
I've decided this journal needs more recipes. Recipes are fun for the whole family. So without further ado, I give you one of my all time favorites. A---'S DELICIOUS PEANUT BUTTER STIX Ingredients: Roasted peanuts Corn syrup solids Sugar Soy protein Salt Partially hydrogenated vegetable oils Mono- and diglycerides Magnesium oxide Zinc oxide Iron phosphate Copper sulfate Niacinamide Pyridoxine hydrochloride Folic acid Carrot sticks
Directions: Set carrots aside. Put remaining ingredients in a bowl and mix (bake? process? bombard with powerful radiation? jesus christ, I don't know) until you have achieved a sweet buttery paste with the consistency of cake frosting. Spread on top of carrots and serve. Mmm mmm good. Forthcoming: a tale of bloody knees (with gruesome pictoral accompaniment)
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