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06.18.02 - 6:48 p.m.

Here at M a x i s, they cater dinner every night from various restaurants. One of the perks that come with 12 hour days. I'm staying late tonight, so I ordered a Caesar salad from Taheri's. It just arrived, and frankly I am OUTRAGED by how crappy it is. The lettuce is limp, the "croutons" are barely identifiable and the dressing is an abominable poisonous paste. I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!! IT'S WORSE THAN A SOVIET-ERA GULAG!!! I DARESAY NO PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS EVER SUFFERED SO!!!

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