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07.06.04 - 5:56 p.m.

If you keep going on 16th past Market, you'll find a hidden park that climbs high enough to afford a view of the entire city. You can see the crazy white concrete church at Geary and Gough, the Transamerica Pyramid, the huge freight ships in the bay, the rainbow flags of Castro, and-- most importantly-- my new home. Though not yet marked on tourist maps, I am confident that in time our house will become a historic landmark. "It was here that A--- discovered formulas uniting the 4 basic physical forces, resulting in his famed 'theory of everything'," they will say. Or else, "This is where they found the bodies."

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