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27.08.01 - 5:22 p.m.

My throat hurts.

(Note: whenever somebody says "my throat hurts", you should always respond by yelling "then maybe you should stop sucking so much dick!!")

In other news, I have been hiding out from work because I don't want to get staffed to a new project. And Julie and her girlfriend and her two other friends came to visit, and we went to synagogues and sex shops and dinner parties and generally had a great time. And Julie's going to Chile for two months starting in November. And I'm going to quit my job at the end of October and go with her.

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