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01.19.02 - 1:15 p.m.

Venices I Have Known

Venice, Italy
Pros: the "original" Venice
Cons: dirty, overcrowded, full of tourists

Venice, Las Vegas
Pros: ample parking, all you can eat buffet
Cons: hellish clamor of slots mars old-world ambience; full of tourists

Venice, Tomb Raider II
Pros: can drive around canals in a speedboat; no tourists
Cons: various enemies try to kill you with baseball bats and automatic weapons

EDGE: Venice, Tomb Raider II

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