Journal of Pirate Lingo*
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04.12.02 - 3:22 p.m.
I've decided this journal needs more recipes. Recipes are fun for the whole family. So without further ado, I give you one of my all time favorites.
A---'S DELICIOUS PEANUT BUTTER STIX
Corn syrup solids
Partially hydrogenated vegetable oils
Mono- and diglycerides
Set carrots aside. Put remaining ingredients in a bowl and mix (bake? process? bombard with powerful radiation? jesus christ, I don't know) until you have achieved a sweet buttery paste with the consistency of cake frosting. Spread on top of carrots and serve.
Mmm mmm good.
Forthcoming: a tale of bloody knees (with gruesome pictoral accompaniment)
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