06.21.02 - 3:50 p.m.

Things besides "eating crackers" that I would not kick a cute girl out of bed for:

1. eating oysters
2. eating pork chops
3. eating messy bbq'd ribs
4. stabbing my housemates
5. listening to ATB "9 AM Till I come"
6. extolling the virtues of neoliberalism
7. reading Ayn Rand

1. not sleeping with me
2. ???