07.15.02 - 12:34 a.m.

Let us be frank. I possess the smoldering intensity & roguish good looks of Mr. Vin Diesel, only MORE SO.

I think I shall change my last name to "Turbo", to indicate my superiority in all respects to Mr. "Diesel". Or perhaps "Hydro", since hydrogen fuel cells are much cleaner than diesel engines, and I am much cleaner than Vin.