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03.22.03 - 1:10 p.m.


This is a special entry featuring both me and Jenny Tsui. We're in NC right now visting matt. Jenny, would you like to say hello?


Hmm. I see this will be a productive and fruitful collaboration.

Matt just came in from the shower. He's dripping wet. What a hunk! Hubba hubba. He has a hairier chest than me. But I'm still all man. Matt, would you like to say hello?

"My penis is bigger than a mushroom."

I refuse to comment on that statement. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!

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