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10.16.03 - 10:40 a.m.

I ran into Nick today at Muddy Waters. He was on his way to meet with the guy who owns the Armory, this huge abandoned fortress on 14th and Valencia. Apparently the owner wants somebody to keep an eye on the building, so Nick might end up living there (by which I mean "parking his RV there"). A decrepit, graffiti ridden historical landmark... it's the perfect bachelor pad!

In preparation for tomorrow's Communist Party, I give you my favorite Yakov Smirnov joke:

The other day I go to MacDonald's and order "Big Mac." We have something like this in Russia! It's called "bread sandwich."

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