Journal of Pirate Lingo*


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03.06.05 - 9:13 p.m.

This Saturday we met a guy standing on the Haight St. sidewalk behind a hollowed out TV. Next to him a can read "INSERT $1 TO ACTIVATE." I put in a dollar, and he began a frenetic performance. He recreated the evening news using toy soldiers, Hot Wheels, scenery looped onto rollers, and countless horrible puns (Condaleeza Rice = bag of rice, Dick Cheney = chain). It was easily the best dollar I spent that day.

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