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03.08.07 - Percussion grenade
07.19.06 - 50,000 Fall Fans Can't Be Wrong
06.23.06 - My high school years in a nutshell
12.26.06 - TRAP RAP TOP TEN (2006)
12.17.06 - deviceart
09.06.06 - Back from BRC
06.01.06 - Q: What does the future look like to you?
05.19.06 - Thoughts on Matthew Barney
05.11.06 - A partial list of foods I dislike
05.10.0 - Janet Cardiff
10.11.05 - I wrote a script that transfers your diaryland entries to livejournal. Also, I'm headed to livejournal.
10.11.05 - A picture of Lina at Barcade plus MF DOOM lyrics
10.05.05 - I fail to describe my trip to NYC for Rosh Hashanah
09.28.05 - One of my favorite late night songs
09.25.05 - This year love parade & anti-war rally collided
09.12.05 - I ennumerate things that have happened (oh that's new)
09.05.05 - We need a change in government, badly
08.28.05 - I think about "Indian pride"
08.26.05 - Reup of the animated gif of me, angi and elio from art party in Berkeley
08.18.05 - I put up a post on Fabric Live 22: Scratch Perverts
08.15.05 - I go to a crazy tennis party featuring hot babes
08.12.05 - I discuss styrofoam hummer by andrew junge
08.09.05 - I watch the 49ers cheerleaders do a routine on the EA lawn
08.03.05 - I type for no real reason
07.28.05 - I post a pic of a delicious vietnamese bbq chicken sandwich
07.22.05 - Palaver, these days it's just palaver
07.16.05 - I convert money into brightly colored chips, then lose it
07.12.05 - A picture of 4 trucks covered with graffiti
07.07.05 - I get angsty for a minute
07.05.05 - I give a half-assed account of our weekend at Costanoa
06.28.05 - I contemplate fleeing and give you Wiley Kat - Wild Clipse (freestyle)
06.21.05 - I list my 5 favorite songs of the moment (it's a chain letter thing)
06.17.05 - I prepare for a wedding (salad fork is the big one right?)
06.15.05 - Sometimes I post even though I don't have anything to say
06.11.05 - A picture of Az (quite pretty)
05.31.05 - I natter on about the weekend & Mongolian basketball
05.30.05 - I can't sleep
05.23.05 - I fail to get eaten by bears
05.19.05 - I discuss the false dichotomy of "reason/emotion"
05.16.05 - I discuss M.I.A. Diplo show, hot tubs, etc
05.13.05 - I propose graffiti bombing a cement mixing truck
05.11.05 - Back from Vegas from tales pretty much told
05.06.05 - I fail to pack for Vegas
04.29.05 - I show you a building with furniture stuck to it
04.27.05 - I discuss Passover and graffiti
04.21.05 - I reminisce about dirty old men and speed freaks
04.19.05 - I complain about shoddy consumer electronics
04.15.05 - I recount some lessons learned
04.12.05 - I provide drive-time stream of consciousness
04.08.05 - I think about my lack of thoughts
04.07.05 - I stay up late writing about video games and hip hop
04.04.05 - I eat part of a complete breakfast
03.31.05 - Mitch Hedberg RIP
03.29.05 - I talk about Trader Joe's Wasabi Peas (80 calories per 1/3 cup)
03.25.05 - I have a pain in the small of my back
03.18.05 - Internet denizens wonder if Ricardo Villalobos is mashed on ketamine
03.13.05 - I contemplate training a guide to guard my new bike
03.06.05 - I pay a man to recreate the evening news with toy soldiers and Hot Wheels
03.04.05 - I contemplate writing about Beck's new album
02.26.05 - I learn that Fermata Prenotata means "next stop"
02.21.05 - I test the Flickr "badge" generator
02.18.05 - I try to discuss biting but wander off track
02.12.05 - Pushing back the last entry
02.12.05 - I write under the influence of Arrogant Bastard Ale
02.07.05 - Photos from Andy and Rachel's engagement party
02.06.05 - I am wide awake at 6:09AM having not slept the previous night
02.02.05 - I give props to "Mr. Clean" by Viktor Vaughn aka MF Doom aka Kinga aka... etc etc..
01.31.05 - I discuss various worries
01.25.05 - I describe my inability to delete stuff from my ipod
01.22.05 - A picture of St. Michael piercing the devil (or a dragon?) with a lance
01.20.05 - A picture of me an' my baby in Dahab
01.17.05 - A picture of a scuplture of a couple in a Sardine can (Ein Hod)
01.15.05 - Photos from Israel / Dahab
01.13.05 - Notes for my best of 2004
01.12.05 - I am reunited with my Doron Ashkenzai threads
01.11.05 - My bag gets lost by United/Lufthansa, fuck them
01.08.05 - We bid adieu to Tel Aviv and make fun of Slovakia
01.06.05 - More from Tel Aviv (where pipes run with molten chocolate)
01.05.05 - I discuss how arabic has a single word for "I feel like I'm about to die"
12.30.04 - We head to Dahab for scuba etc
12.27.04 - We arrive in Jerusalem
12.24.04 - I write a diaryland entry instead of PACKING FOR MY FLIGHT LEAVING IN FRICKIN 8 HOURS
12.21.04 - I drink too much wine and ramble
12.19.04 - We visit a bar named after the crazy 12 galaxies guy
12.18.04 - Wine etc. results in incoherence
12.15.04 - I plan our trip to Israel (they call money shekels!)
12.13.04 - More pictures from Miami (do's and don'ts)
12.09.04 - We make fun of dead dimebag darrell
12.05.04 - Pictures of colorful lifeguard booths in Miami Beach
11.29.04 - I celebrate my birthday by sleeping in Miami International Airport
11.27.04 - I visit Miami
11.15.04 - Someone rearranges all the books in Adobe Bookshop by color!
11.14.04 - I mourn the passing of ODB
11.08.04 - I show you our Halloween costumes
11.05.04 - I try to start blogging again after one of the worst days of my life
11.01.04 - anticipating tomorrow
10.28.04 - I whinge about democracy
10.26.04 - I redo an old entry where I didn't have pictures, but now I do
10.25.04 - These titles have really gotten lackadaisical. In this entry I talk about scarface, the blasthaus 9th anniversary party, and something else that I forget
10.22.04 - We see Dreaming In Code by Leena Pendharkar
10.18.04 - more rambling
10.15.04 - ramblin
10.07.04 - I hit 66666 on the odometer
10.07.04 - I observe the commodification of dissent
10.05.04 - I threaten to get all jew-y on ya
10.04.04 - I complain about the commercialization of Resfest
10.01.04 - I review Clumsy by Jeffrey Brown, Same Difference by Derek Kirk Kim, and Box Office Poison by Alex Robinson
09.30.04 - I take a moment to vent
09.27.04 - I review a Zap Mama show at the Fillmore
09.24.04 - Pictures from the Pinhole fundraiser
09.22.04 - My sociopathic tendencies are nurtured
09.14.04 - We finally get our site out the door
09.02.04 - I speculate on the origins of Storm-Baby
08.30.04 - I go as far west and north as you can in San Fran
08.19.04 - Props to Cosmo, who got into Red Bull Music Academy
08.16.04 - I take a 4 minute break from work to write this entry
08.08.04 - placeholder
08.05.04 - I describe pictures (like they did in the old days)
08.04.04 - I go to see Sufjan Stevens and some wussy opening bands
08.02.04 - Placeholder
07.28.04 - I ramble about work and cavemen
07.27.04 - A thought on thoughts containing "ee" and ending in "y"
07.23.04 - 200 black widow eggs part 2 : THE RECKONING
07.20.04 - Hell is a place on earth
07.18.04 - This is not a cloud
07.14.04 - scatted notes on social engagements
07.08.04 - I finally pay my library fines
07.06.04 - A panorama of San Francisco in which you can see our new house
07.02.04 - I talk about moving and boy is it fascinating
07.01.04 - Puke green vs altoids minty green vs pistachio
06.29.04 - The cliffhanger concludes
06.28.04 - I accidentally produce a cliffhanger of an entry
06.25.04 - Fahrenheit 9/11 in theatres everywhere
06.21.04 - A note on lifesavers
06.16.04 - I receive a ransom note
06.15.04 - Corporations are psychopathic personalities?
06.14.04 - I enumerate useless things
06.13.04 - I make a rookie mistake
06.11.04 - I describe a trip to Zamora, CA
06.08.04 - I complain about the Lakers yet again
06.07.04 - Props to Erlend ye's DJ Kicks
06.04.04 - Things I thought about on the shuttle ride to work today
06.01.04 - Jay-Z gets pummelled at Slide Ranch
05.28.04 - Thoughts on scuba diving and giant squid
05.27.04 - A picture of a centipede or possibly millipede
05.26.04 - I return from Hawaii
05.13.04 - I contemplate bringing my Gameboy Advance to Hawaii
05.12.04 - Chicken John sells the Odeon and we launch a new site
05.10.04 - I disparage Of Montreal and big up Erlend ye
05.07.04 - I discuss Beck
05.05.04 - We go to the Vowel Movement and experience pun pain
05.03.04 - I discuss bowel-twitching
04.29.04 - The Slack Album is not so bad
04.24.04 - An entry that has an end but no beginning
04.23.04 - This guy Corn Mo plays heavy metal accordian
04.19.04 - A photograph of Jenny Aynilian playing French horn
04.17.04 - Photograph of a toy grenade in the grass
04.15.04 - Mumbling of some stripe
08.09.03 - In Duesseldorf
03.17.04 - I learn more about Nate Byerly's bicycle-powered blenders
03.16.04 - I talk to dogs
03.15.04 - I acquire several new scars
03.11.04 - Another movie moment
03.10.04 - I discuss pissing in the sink
03.04.04 - Idle chit chat
02.29.04 - I go see Neko Case (to verify her sexiness?)
02.27.04 - I realize I have a death wish
02.18.04 - I book ticket to Germany for 7 including tax
02.16.04 - I discuss hip-hop's global reach
02.11.04 - My company moves 52 miles southeast
02.10.04 - I experience trials and tribulations
02.08.04 - I meet lovers who've tattooed each others' names on their backs
02.06.04 - Nick moves into the Armory
02.05.04 - My journey into Artistic Self Expression begins
01.29.04 - math, wisdom teeth
01.28.04 - I mess up small talk
01.25.04 - white ninja is the best
01.22.04 - cholesterol hoy
01.15.04 - A plea for help
01.07.04 - more pictures
12.31.03 - It snows in Las Vegas (can you believe it?)
12.29.03 - Idling in Las Vegas
12.24.03 - Amar's Music Year in Review 2003 List of Plenty
12.17.03 - Reviews of horrible movies circa 1996
12.16.03 - matthew visits
12.15.03 - 50 greatest mcs of all time
12.10.03 - HATS ON
12.10.03 - Nobody I vote for ever wins
12.08.03 - why do i even bother these-adays
12.05.03 - daydreaming about london
12.03.03 - I make fun of math
12.02.03 - I finally get webhosting
12.01.03 - nonsense
11.21.03 - First ipod playlist
11.20.03 - I enumerate miscellaneous thoughts
11.19.03 - Dan explains unicode
11.17.03 - I complain about 鮠
11.14.03 - Brian Eno is a smart guy
11.12.03 - I contemplate laser engraving my ipod
11.09.03 - I drink too much (this is new how?)
11.06.03 - Some rap reviews
11.04.03 - Thoughts on election day
11.02.03 - another day
11.01.03 - halloween continues (forever?)
10.31.03 - Halloween
10.26.03 - halloween pre party rollcall
10.22.03 - Hangovers, Elliot Smith is dead
10.22.03 - itunes
10.16.03 - Nick moves into the armory (maybe)
10.09.03 - I praise magnatunes
10.03.03 - Work work work
09.26.03 - Photographic images
09.24.03 - Romance in the internet age
09.24.03 - I complain about the Radiohead show
09.22.03 - Wrap-up (endless cataloging of experience)
09.19.03 - Wondering what "Ember" will be like
09.19.03 - Talk Like A Pirate Day returns
09.18.03 - My brother gets hit on by massage therapists in Peru
09.12.03 - A brief interview
09.08.03 - I discuss self-reliance
09.04.03 - Some pictures from BM2003
09.03.03 - Back from Burning Man 2003 with tales as yet untold
08.19.03 - I snobbily disparage various bars
08.13.03 - I prepare for burning man (part 2 of ???)
08.11.03 - one night after Bob visits
08.05.03 - I discuss disco nouveau and eric pehota (extreme skiier)
08.04.03 - I prepare for burning man (part 1 of ???)
08.01.03 - I obsess
07.30.03 - I pledge to visit Thailand over new year's
07.29.03 - An entry that does not make sense
07.28.03 - I have a fucking amazing weekend
07.25.03 - I solve the world's problems
07.23.03 - I pledge to do something rad with el-wire
07.21.03 - I wax slightly philisophical
07.19.03 - I learn about a new hairstyle
07.18.03 - I belated sum up 4th of July, parents visiting
07.16.03 - I write about Spoon yet again
07.11.03 - I review cellphone games
07.09.03 - I present a conundrum
07.02.03 - I talk about books
06.27.03 - I suffer in the heat
06.22.03 - I hang with sexy supermodels
06.19.03 - yo la tengo = love
06.13.03 - I have dinner w/ hippies + booty update
06.12.03 - I go to another Found Magazine event
06.11.03 - I go see the new pornographers
06.10.03 - Battle Royale is a good book
06.09.03 - Jellyfish
06.06.03 - What music is
06.05.03 - nothing of import
06.04.03 - we are the coolest muthafunkers on the planet
06.02.03 - We throw a crazy going away party for Lina
05.30.03 - A graffiti'd truck
05.28.03 - back from nyc
05.22.03 - off to nyc
05.21.03 - dynamics for designers (and picture of cat)
05.19.03 - yet another faddish website phenomenon
05.16.03 - I discuss "the pantleg of hate"
05.13.03 - 10 reasons why I like the Beastie Boys
05.12.03 - big sur continued
05.12.03 - big sur vista
05.09.03 - we be clubbin
05.07.03 - Picture of carrots
05.07.03 - I use the word "gumption"
05.06.03 - Going live!
05.05.03 - I kill time at work
05.03.03 - notes for the mix that will never get made
04.30.03 - shoehorn, world of hurt <== words mean nothing
04.21.03 - Picture of me, + thoughts on Guy DeBord's "drive"
04.18.03 - I drink beer, eat nachos and watch Bill Murray blow up gopher holes
04.17.03 - I hang from rocks (contains pictures)
04.15.03 - some stuff i've been listening to
04.13.03 - details
04.07.03 - I try the "heroic dose", with unpleasant results
04.04.03 - delfina
04.03.03 - I hang off a wall
04.02.03 - nonsense
04.01.03 - complaints
03.27.03 - BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAW
03.26.03 - i display technical wizardry
03.24.03 - yay, an internet quiz!
03.22.03 - we impulse-buy five pounds millet (hulled)
03.22.03 - north carolina
03.19.03 - I prepare to visit North Carolina
03.18.03 - on the eve of war: mundanity
03.17.03 - st paddy's day / purim
03.12.03 - I run on a treadmill listening to bass
03.10.03 - pink party, samosa / mimosa party
03.06.03 - floaty
03.02.03 - cabin
02.28.03 - a note
02.28.03 - cat power
02.25.03 - dream-space
02.24.03 - I buy a sex book
02.19.03 - I go to the zoo
02.19.03 - ways to get high
02.14.03 - Valentine's Day is lame but my girl is "da bomb"
02.13.03 - rez, one big trip, mad max
02.11.03 - Best / worst animals to have in a fight
02.10.03 - I spill beer on my pants. Fuckin' fuck.
02.06.03 - sensations
02.03.03 - I review predatory drugs
01.30.03 - Maybe I should go back to grad school for complexity
01.29.03 - Things I'm proud of but ashamed to be proud of
01.28.03 - I bitch about yoga
01.27.03 - I do mushrooms for the first time, + love
01.24.03 - malaise
01.19.03 - I go to another peace rally
01.14.03 - a funny email from andy barron
01.13.03 - I stay late at work (so it begins)
01.10.03 - #pragma omp parallel MY ASS
01.08.03 - I meet a junkyard artist named Flash
01.07.03 - lazy baja entry
12.23.02 - The thematic incoherence of this entry precludes a descriptive title
12.19.02 - xmas parties etc
12.18.02 - review of jesus lizard - bang
12.17.02 - kill this tomorrow
12.13.02 - zen story
12.12.02 - apples in stereo sux0r (that means they suck)
12.11.02 - some thoughts on shows
12.10.02 - best house tunes of all time
12.09.02 - phlegm / flegum
12.06.02 - endosine vs half-man half-biscuit
12.05.02 - i am caught by surprise
12.05.02 - more complaining about salad
12.03.02 - virtual crash sculpture
12.02.02 - gettin all vegas-y
11.26.02 - near death experiences are not concomitant with life flashing before your eyes
11.23.02 - playing catch-up
11.21.02 - a good picture of me
10.21.02 - take 5
10.21.02 - I buy a piece of furniture
10.16.02 - I get cut down to size
10.15.02 - If you want to sleep listen to ball bearings
10.14.02 - I skirt delightful topics
10.07.02 - a couple pics from burning man
10.03.02 - days go by
10.02.02 - mad world
10.01.02 - I urge you to vote, muthafucka
09.29.02 - warm rice pudding with cinnamon
09.27.02 - nowhere to go but up
09.26.02 - low
09.25.02 - life after god
09.23.02 - Playing racquetball with terminally ill children (i.e. A--- is going to hell)
09.22.02 - My other car is your girl
09.22.02 - hacked! (in the name of love)
09.19.02 - I could never be as cool as these girls.
09.19.02 - I'll keel haul the lot of ye
09.18.02 - Talk Like A Pirate Day
09.17.02 - mr. christopher "rusty" holleman is the man
09.13.02 - I see how I've done with new year's resolutions
09.12.02 - Pop N Fresh vs Mr. Peanut, worst video games of all time
09.12.02 - macgyver vs a-team
09.09.02 - an eerie picture of my face
09.08.02 - ritual renegade
09.04.02 - I get dumped
09.02.02 - back from burning man with tales as yet untold
08.26.02 - war is over (if you want it)
08.22.02 - ziggy stardust, dogtown & zboys
08.14.02 - Test your musical knowledge!
08.07.02 - I hallucinate and sweat buckets
08.05.02 - Gettin lifted w/ Hball
08.01.02 - Bad things happen to my friends
07.29.02 - Nall my exs live in Texas
07.26.02 - Banner
07.24.02 - UTILITY PAGE
07.22.02 - rambling
07.21.02 - a typical day at the 3026 residence
07.18.02 - Rivers and Tides (and blood-red rocks)
07.17.02 - Harrell Fletcher
07.16.02 - time travel
07.15.02 - I challenge Vin Diesel to a deathmatch
07.11.02 - Finally, a personality test that works
07.10.02 - affluent golfer
07.09.02 - hot air balloon / man of la mancha / vegas
07.03.02 - The grim reaper makes an appearance
06.30.02 - I win the First Annual A--- P-- Award for Excellence in the Field of Diversity
06.30.02 - an animated gif!! that i made.
06.28.02 - I go to 'art parties'
06.27.02 - Salon's going under?
06.26.02 - A review of "Gupt"
06.24.02 - shocktarts are painful and i do not recommend eating them
06.21.02 - I wouldn't kick her out of bed for ______
06.20.02 - Siskel & Amar at the movies (sans Siskel)
06.18.02 - disposable
06.18.02 - i complain about salad
06.13.02 - doom (3rd in a series)
06.11.02 - doom (2 days and ticking)
06.10.02 - First day of new job
06.07.02 - Angi + Andrei, sitting in a tree
06.02.02 - I set myself on fire
05.29.02 - end of an era
05.27.02 - dork or rock god?
05.26.02 - placeholder
05.19.02 - 826 Valencia
05.16.02 - Bike to Work day, mushrooms, nels party
05.15.02 - Earthquake!!
05.12.02 - FIREWORKS (BOOM)
05.08.02 - maybe i will delete this, unless i decide it's a parable of some kind
05.06.02 - Regrets
05.02.02 - I talk a lot about food, for some reason
05.01.02 - May Day, artist's way
05.01.02 - A dramatic situation is resolved
04.27.02 - A dramatic situation arises
04.26.02 - Cheetos
04.25.02 - I stop reading; Josh & Nate make a movie
04.22.02 - I play racquetball and get attacked by ninjas
04.17.02 - I get rejected (again)
04.14.02 - I run into a car (contains graphic violence)
04.12.02 - I present a delicious recipe
04.12.02 - an entry concerning lingo (this is a first!)
04.08.02 - bored so i write (skip this i guess)
04.05.02 - pictures (e.g. heroin-abusing rock star boy)
04.04.02 - haze
04.02.02 - a funny email from my brother re: exploding van
04.01.02 - chatter about days
03.30.02 - we go to a strange party
03.29.02 - burn collector
03.28.02 - a list of things that make me laugh
03.22.02 - dr8nk
03.18.02 - what doesn't bend breaks says ani. shut up ani, nobody asked you
03.10.02 - swooning, mooning, lame
03.07.02 - wizard needs job badly
02.27.02 - We get a thousand worms in the mail
02.27.02 - moon ring
02.25.02 - alcatraz, etc
02.20.02 - scrabble
02.18.02 - dinner party, metropolis
02.14.02 - poetry and nasa
02.12.02 - jerkcity link
02.11.02 - sunday brunch cosmo party etc
02.09.02 - at last, what you've been waiting for: lyrics to kid 606 catstep (vastep remix)
02.08.02 - whining
02.06.02 - sw9, cellspace, superbowl
02.06.02 - DSL
01.31.02 - arrived in berkeley
01.28.02 - wolves and otters
01.26.02 - Job anxiety etc
01.24.02 - Wesley Willis
01.19.02 - Venices ranked
01.06.02 - Homicidal transvestites, livejournal vs. diaryland
01.04.02 - I make resolutions
12.25.01 - glacier gray
12.22.01 - xul solar
12.20.01 - rioting and bird shit
12.19.01 - back from patagonia
12.13.01 - patagonia
08.12.01 - inca trail
02.12.01 - Funny things in Lima
26.11.01 - I complain about Lonely Planet Santiago
16.11.01 - I do horrible things with Spanish
14.11.01 - santiago #1
01.11.01 - Leaving for Chile
01.11.01 - Pictures from halloween critical mass
25.10.01 - I avoid work by writing a journal entry
25.10.01 - a reader's manifesto
24.10.01 - I express several emotions
22.10.01 - Matthew visits, plus heartache
16.10.01 - memories of new year's day 1999
16.10.01 - Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
15.10.01 - Something I want to acknowledge
11.10.01 - Mattorb visits, plus misc.
05.10.01 - Sigur Ros etc (man I have stopped trying with these titles)
04.10.01 - Scheduling problem
28.09.01 - I cleaned my room
28.09.01 - Russian River at sunset
28.09.01 - Last day!
24.09.01 - Elephants, etc
13.09.01 - An article you should read
11.09.01 - Terrorists strike the World Trade Center
10.09.01 - Rambling re: artists, orgasms. delete later?
05.09.01 - Cody visits, plus a dream
31.08.01 - Pictures
27.08.01 - Exciting news
23.08.01 - Reading Huckleberry Finn
23.08.01 - Ding dong the wicked witch is retired
20.08.01 - We drink our way through Napa (+ hip hop)
17.08.01 - Tequilla and the damage done
16.08.01 - I master the "downwards dog" position.
15.08.01 - Misc. notes
14.08.01 - Catalog of my days
07.08.01 - Back from Las Vegas (bling bling)
02.08.01 - I go to a globalization conference
02.08.01 - Techno in the forest
02.08.01 - I get menaced by a beaver mascot
18.07.01 - Please send me evenings and weekends
16.07.01 - Video killed the video star
13.07.01 - A picture
11.07.01 - I suffer non-virtual blood loss
09.07.01 - Will visits
06.07.01 - Clearing the brush
30.06.01 - past 4:20
30.06.01 - almost 4:20
29.06.01 - It's crumbling
25.06.01 - I might get fired soon
20.06.01 - What the hell is my JOB?
19.06.01 - stress
18.06.01 - Rather disgustingly happy
15.06.01 - randomsarus rex
14.06.01 - Chris & Tirza visit
12.06.01 - tiki bars etc
12.06.01 - A brief note on drugs
08.06.01 - Frozen rats (really)
07.06.01 - unpaused
05.06.01 - This theme of this entry is 'red'
01.06.01 - Talking to Aj
29.05.01 - I eat watermelon & suffer virtual blood loss
29.05.01 - I quit smoking paw (sort of)
29.05.01 - Here is some advice
25.05.01 - The Lakers suck, you can take that to the bank
23.05.01 - Temporarily cheerful due to the following incident
15.05.01 - Back from AJ's graduation (go AJ!)
09.05.01 - Iceland, Casablanca, Houston
07.05.01 - Cosmosis
05.05.01 - I hit the jackpot
04.05.01 - also: 8. Taped my fingers.
02.05.01 - Talking to Allison
02.05.01 - Flies (Mouchy)
30.04.01 - Lack of work leads to a DYNAMIC PLAN
29.04.01 - Grasslands
25.04.01 - Bartending, sketchy clubs, Guyana
08.04.01 - There is Solid Snake and there is Liquid Snake
29.03.01 - Angry protesters
28.03.01 - I sup on borscht
12.03.01 - Mange (not the disease)
04.03.01 - Appreciation of art (and gender issues)
02.03.01 - The worst day at work ever.
26.02.01 - I get a brand new face (for the boys on MTV)
15.02.01 - I attempt suicide
18.01.01 - Back from India (& nearly disease-free)
14.12.00 - I go on a date
13.12.00 - RAAIIIIIIDERS!!!!!
06.11.00 - The Green Party attempts to party
02.11.00 - Poncey-ness redeux
01.11.00 - Eerie foreshadowing of RAAIIIIIIDERS!!!!!
26.10.00 - Inessential, as these entries go
23.10.00 - Hilarious joke is told
19.10.00 - Raperetta vs hip-hopera (the eternal dilemma)
16.10.00 - Radical, tubular, etc. etc.
12.10.00 - Sleepin' on my couch
10.10.00 - Poncey-ness
09.10.00 - My wrinkly crinkly bag
06.10.00 - Drunk on a boat
04.10.00 - A man named Blunt
29.09.00 - Phukket
28.09.00 - Fight club
26.09.00 - Automobile gets wrecked
24.09.00 - Yoshi (not toshi)
23.09.00 - Jamaican me crazy
09.22.00 - 200 black widow eggs